I like going to Walmart because I feel more attractive there

(via confused-and-misunderstood)


people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

(via unplannedchild)


tv show idea: “breaking good”

a murderous drug lord is miraculously cured of cancer and decides to turn his life around. he uses his extensive knowledge of meth cookery to become a chemistry teacher and help young people discover the wonder of science

(via harvest-the-wheatley)